I left my passed out drunk girlfriend on the sofa and went out to f*** a 22 year old crack head up the a**. She couldn’t put the condom on right so it just covered my bellend and a few more inches. I ploughed it into her skinny white a****** balls deep. We then smoked some crack – my first and last time – before I returned to my girlfriend who was now a bit more with it. I asked her if I could f*** her a**, which she let me do. We then carried on drinking until she passed out again. Soon as she did I went back out to the street w**** and fucked her a****** for the second time. Three a*** fucks in two hours. When I returned home the second time I fingered my girl’s a** and wiped it all over her face and lips. I sat there all night wanking as I squeezed her b******* and fingered her a** and p****. The next day she asked if we’d had a*** the night before and I said I couldn’t remember.