Moments that make you wonder “how did I get here?” When you, a gay male with a straight female friend/roommate (makes the bills easier for two people with no interest in long term relationships), are caught grabbing early morning coffee at the kitchen counter by her in a tank and pretty skimpy underwear, when neither of you has seen the other out of clothes. When you hear her laugh low to herself and make you jump out of your skin when she says “well what do we have here?” Then she laughs long and low when you drop your coffee and cuss while cleaning it up as you avoid looking at her in embarassment and because she also happens to be barely dressed in a crop tee and p****** and you are trying not to look. When you stand up to make a hasty retreat and get clothes on but she says not so fast, let her have a look. When you turn your own face red because you raised your arms like a ballerina and did a 360 pirouette, then you turn redder because she says “well, you arent much to look at between the legs, but I see why the boys love to f*** you, because you have a seriously sweet a**.” When you blow her a sarcastic kiss and get slapped sharply on the a** when you walk by and you stop dead in your tracks in shock but also because you suddenly learn you like getting smacked on the a** because it makes you instantly hot. When she notices your reaction and suddenly grabs and twists your arm behind your back and starts smacking your cheek a lot more and it makes your knees weak. Then that big questioning moment: how exactly did a brief dash for coffee in my underwear before she was up, end up with me with hands on kitchen counter bent over as she goes instadom and spanks me long and moderately hard? Why am I shaking to stay on my feet because this is so f****** hot? Why do I like being spanked? Why am I thinking about that moment when she stopped and said to let her know if I ever need my a** fucked because she will gladly get a s*******? Too much time indoors together during covid, too much familiarity time with her. And no vaccine is going to undo the moment an hour later when we were working on our computers back to back and I blurted out “would you really do that?” And she laughed and said “sure will sweet cheeks”. Then told me it will be delivered in time for the weekend and all I can do is bite my lip and think about it.