I got spitroasted by Phil Hendrie and Neil Rogers back in 1996 in Miami. Neil had a thick uncut cock but Phil's dick was small and flaccid although he

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I got spitroasted by Phil Hendrie and Neil Rogers back in 1996 in Miami. Neil had a thick uncut c*** but Phil’s d*** was small and flaccid although he kept acting really macho and calling me his b****. I was a fan of his but if you’ve got a chapstick tube d*** you shouldn’t be calling anyone b**** or acting macho. When he was about to shoot his wad he talked it up like “OH S*** IM GONNA C** BUCKETS!” Only for a few little dribbles to come out. My backsnatch was not impressed by that small dicked loser. Tom Leykis and Howard Stern were there watching and pumping off in the corner. Rick n Suds were laying on the ground sharing a double sided d****.

Phil Hendrie is also a racist and once called me a “high stepping yellow” because I’m a light skinned Afro-Cuban.

—Corvallus Bronson Winslow

New Confession

Better treat the good people good and not totally sh*t on them by turning everything around about yourself backwards to make them feel and look like the bad one and replace them with a partner you think is better. Especially one that that familiar with breaking the law and a gazillion felonies. Heck,your ” better” partner just may end up de*d then you are left alone with nobody to support your selfish needs. You then realize too late that you can never get back the partner that was good to you that you treated like trash.

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