All these damn racists on here dragging that big d*** n***** the Prestonian through the mud you better think twice racist honkeys! I’m gonna get me two bufords and you’re gonna put your honky Jew nose up my n***** a******! I’m the Prestonian and I’m the boss whitey! All you racists on here can keep talking just gonna make it that much better when I’m slamming those lily white cheeks eating a Buford. Anyone who wants to talk about the Buford can also lick my damn crack, that’s the best burger or sandwich around.

You’ve been warned.