When I split a set of white cheeks with my mighty black sword I usually say something like “ooh the old Prestonian bout to wild out on you” or “open that damn balloon knot and let the Prestonian get loose in dat a**!”

When I’m speedbagging that white’s prostate and they’re saying “oh presto oh presto” I say “shut up racist white b****, this about my pleasure not yours!”

One time this white tried to bring me two big Macs from MacDonalds and I about blew my top! They Big Buford not Mac cracker jack!

This is a warning whitey!