here's the thing, and i've written this before: there is truth in everything i write. maybe not 100%, hell maybe not even 5. But 4... except the

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here’s the thing, and i’ve written this before: there is truth in everything i write. maybe not 100%, hell maybe not even 5. But 4…

except the spitroasting stuff, which is clearly one of the best memes we have going on here, tho i really like the shitting on Joel Osteen stuff, bravo f*** that huckster

stay GREAZED & SLEAZED Y’all!

– CORVALLUS (i never did make it to Slammers b/c nasty weather was coming in and I live like an hour away from where i was)

New Confession

The truth is, is that I have been using my younger sisters warm, wet mouth a few times a month for almost a year now she sleeps like a rock. Yesterday we began making out and touching and looking.

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Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor came in my wife told him she didn’t have money to pay the medical bills
The doctor sat on a chair and took out his c*** and said “we can work something out ”
My wife asked “is this the only way?”
The doctor said yes
My wife said “Allah forgive me ”
Then my wife got on his lap facing him slowly riding his c***
She said to him “I could ride you better if we could kiss ”
She leaned forward to tongue kiss 💋 him and rode him faster
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry baby but his c*** is so big! I’ve never felt like this!”
The doctor had my wife’s dress lifted up
I could wssee how much he was stretching her p**** and how wet she was
Then my wife moaned and said to the doctor “I can’t do this with my wedding ring on I feel like I am disrespecting you!”
My wife took off her wedding ring and let it fall to the floor
I gave her an angry look
My wife yelled at me “this is not about our marriag it’s about pleasing his c***!”