Prestonian is back in the motherfucking house and I see Corvallus is still up to his old Jew games and some other mfer be saying he's the Tyronian or

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Prestonian is back in the motherfucking house and I see Corvallus is still up to his old Jew games and some other mfer be saying he’s the Tyronian or Niggeronian and that he slams cheeks: wrong. I’m the chief cheek slammer around here and I don’t know Clark Hallisey so stop messaging me on Facebook about his p**** a**. I’d slam his damn cheeks if I met him but I ain’t never done met him.

I don’t like Jews, whites, leaving tips or not eating Big Bufords. I ain’t gay but I like slamming cheeks to show whitey who is boss.

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“it will be fun?” thats what you said about the green lantern movie and you were 114 minutes of wrong.

-sheldon cooper aka big bang theory

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Me and my wife are Arab Muslim
I was in the hospital getting medical tests for chest pain
My wife came to see me and was sitting by my bed
I was out of it from the meds they gave me
When this huge black doctor came in my wife told him she didn’t have money to pay the medical bills
The doctor sat on a chair and took out his c*** and said “we can work something out ”
My wife asked “is this the only way?”
The doctor said yes
My wife said “Allah forgive me ”
Then my wife got on his lap facing him slowly riding his c***
She said to him “I could ride you better if we could kiss ”
She leaned forward to tongue kiss 💋 him and rode him faster
She looked at me and said “I’m sorry baby but his c*** is so big! I’ve never felt like this!”
The doctor had my wife’s dress lifted up
I could wssee how much he was stretching her p**** and how wet she was
Then my wife moaned and said to the doctor “I can’t do this with my wedding ring on I feel like I am disrespecting you!”
My wife took off her wedding ring and let it fall to the floor
I gave her an angry look
My wife yelled at me “this is not about our marriag it’s about pleasing his c***!”