When I sold my house, I left a 9 x 12" envelope on the shelf in a closet in master bedroom. It contained photos and sketches I had done of myself. That

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When I sold my house, I left a 9 x 12″ envelope on the shelf in a closet in master bedroom. It contained photos and sketches I had done of myself. That is, my body. Okay, literally, photos and sketches of my eyes, nose, ears and – yes – my g******* and a***! Yeah! (the eyes, nose, ears pics were just to give it “artistic integrity”)

6 months later, the new owner sent me an email (because at closing we shared phone/email info) when she found it and she said she had found an envelope with some photos and sketches, some of which were pretty explicit, and she wanted to know if I wanted her to return them! She also said something about the photos being very nice/hot!

If you want to hear what happened next, reply by beginning your response with TXT 042721, so I can search it.

New Confession

I was 13 when it happened. My dad said he had some pictures of my mom and asked if I wanted to see them. I said ok. He brought out an envelope full of Polaroids. My mom was completely n**** in all of them. Most of the she was laying on the bed with her p**** spread open. My dad said that since he let me see, I had to take off my pants and j*** my c***. He took pictures of me with the camera and said he would make mom look at them. Kinda crazy but exciting experience.

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I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III