Joel Osteen is a Spitroast King! I’ve seen him riding the spit of Rick Majerus and Willie Ames back in 2000, at the hotel next to Disney Wide World of

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Joel Osteen is a Spitroast King! I’ve seen him riding the spit of Rick Majerus and Willie Ames back in 2000, at the hotel next to Disney Wide World of Sports, there was a tournament going on and Osteen was up and c****** out of his fathers shadow and worked hard for donations to build his church, his knees and back broken, blood s*** and s**** spilled, for his grand temple of worship to the holy jism! YES!!!! JOEL OSTEEN IS A MESSENGER OF C**, BLESSED BE THE SANCTIFIED NECTAR, ALL WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM!

New Confession

I was 13 when it happened. My dad said he had some pictures of my mom and asked if I wanted to see them. I said ok. He brought out an envelope full of Polaroids. My mom was completely n**** in all of them. Most of the she was laying on the bed with her p**** spread open. My dad said that since he let me see, I had to take off my pants and j*** my c***. He took pictures of me with the camera and said he would make mom look at them. Kinda crazy but exciting experience.

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Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III