I confess, a few years ago, I took a naked picture of myself, printed it out 5 x 7, and then drew a sketch on an 18 x 24 sketch pad. THEN I SLIPPED IT

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I confess, a few years ago, I took a naked picture of myself, printed it out 5 x 7, and then drew a sketch on an 18 x 24 sketch pad. THEN I SLIPPED IT INTO THE SHOWCASE IN THE ART BUILDING AT LOCAL COLLEGE! I visited it every day to see how long it remained there – and it was up for a couple weeks! I formatted it just like the other sketches in the showcase, with the photo paperclipped to the sketch. It was just a pic of my “torso” from belly button to knees, of my g******* basically! it was so exciting to see women looking at “me” – one time a girl took a picture of it!

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I was 13 when it happened. My dad said he had some pictures of my mom and asked if I wanted to see them. I said ok. He brought out an envelope full of Polaroids. My mom was completely n**** in all of them. Most of the she was laying on the bed with her p**** spread open. My dad said that since he let me see, I had to take off my pants and j*** my c***. He took pictures of me with the camera and said he would make mom look at them. Kinda crazy but exciting experience.

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Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III