My anus smells like stinky rotten fish and dirty poop. It has flies all over it. My coochie smells like fishy poop and smelly piss. It also has flies all

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My a*** smells like stinky rotten fish and dirty poop. It has flies all over it. My coochie smells like fishy poop and smelly piss. It also has flies all over it. My armpits smell like dirty rotten sweat and my teeth are all yellow like piss. If you walk past me i smell like dirty b*** and elephant poo poo.

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I was 13 when it happened. My dad said he had some pictures of my mom and asked if I wanted to see them. I said ok. He brought out an envelope full of Polaroids. My mom was completely n**** in all of them. Most of the she was laying on the bed with her p**** spread open. My dad said that since he let me see, I had to take off my pants and j*** my c***. He took pictures of me with the camera and said he would make mom look at them. Kinda crazy but exciting experience.

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Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III