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Yo Corvallus yo lookee here when I threw Cleo’s out there I was referring to da place that me and a dozen other n***** wore you out on the dancefloor, I remember when B****** Balls Bryant and Nigerian Nuts Nick shellacked your face with those spiderman loads and then Cleo threw a towel at your face from across the bar like Mariano Rivera. As soon as you started wiping your face off Baseball Bat B**** Byron (BBBB) came over bent you over and started slamming your cheeks and doing a dance while he did it.

I remember you walking out of the bar that night your clothes torn to tatters, your face and hair wet with j*** a sore assed limp I said to you “yo white b**** I bet you ain’t ever comin back here again” and you replied “are you kidding? Tomorrow is Triple Penetration Tuesday, I wouldn’t miss it for the world, Sambo” then you winked knowing I was gonna light that a** up the next night for calling me Sambo.

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