Today I went to a damn restrant and ordered a jumbo handburger fries and a cola. When the bill came I took a hair out of my pocket (plucked it from some crackers head before) and put it on the last piece of the burger and said “oh me oh my there’s a damn hair in this burger! That’s revolting!”
The cracker waiter (gay) said to me “oh shhhh I’m sorry I’ll take care of that for you”. I leaned in and said “you better and if you don’t want me tell your boss you called me a damn alabama porch monkey cheapskate liar you better meet me in da alley behind the restrant and blow my damn whistle too”.
“Ok ok I will just don’t make a scene or say anything about racism please” that cracker jack waiter said.
I went and waited in the cut and when he came back he was hurrying and trying to rush it and that’s one thing you don’t do with me is rush MY suckoff.
I told him to take it slow and don’t be rushing me. He got all sloppy with it and starting doing the double hand twist and I bout hit my knees getting my nut, weak!
I’m going back to dat restrant tomorrow gonna try their fish and chips.
If you’re wondering no I didn’t leave no damn tip ✊🏿