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Last night when my homie Clarence was slamming my cheeks I said “Clarence you da bomb! You my amigo, n****! I’m greazed and sleazed for YOUR pleasure!”

“Shut the f*** up white boy!” Clarence growled. That’s why I like Clarence, he’s a straight shooter! (And a big jizzle shooter as well!)

Simply,

Corvallus

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