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I’m laying in bed so lonesome I could cry, craving a Super Loaded Big Buford and aching for some lily white cheeks to open up shop on. Drank too much of that damn ripple tonight maybe I’m just talking crazy. You whites owe me your cheeks and the superior Big Buford line of burgers from Checkers/Rally’s. Fill my belly and drain my damn nutsack!!!!!! Damn I’m drunk. I just farted and it smells something fierce.

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