Usually I ask you pecker puffing nutsack nuzzling fruit farmers to bring me two bufords with double bacon and cheese. My order has changed to the Super Loaded Big Buford Two large hand-seasoned, 100% beef hamburger patties topped with two slices of melted American cheese, caramelized onions, crispy onions, our famous seasoned fries, 2 strips of bacon, dill pickles, ketchup, and mayo all served on a toasted, bakery-style bun. I saw the sign and wanted to try it but you know I ain’t paying for my damn dinner. One of you dong diddlers get over here and bring me a Super Loaded Buford now then drain my ballbag while I’m enjoying it and smacking my lips.
