My name is Robert Hamburger🍔 and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. I come to this internet outhouse a few times per week to read stories and often I’ll write some wild s*** myself or do some remixes of my favorite characters. Sometimes yes I do write as Corvo Clarko Presto or Creamo. All a bunch of lousy queers if you ask me!
