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When Corvallus was going through his wigger phase and he went by MC Corvy Winslow (“Corvy Winslow might Win Slow but he still wins!”) He chartered a tour bus full of real hood brothers and prison gay types from Miami up to 321 Slammers.

He walked in like he was scarface or something and after buying the entire bus a cold drink he went right out in the middle of the dancefloor, bent over and said “ALRIGHT MY NIZZLES, JIZZLE MY SHIZZLE” and one of the longest interracial trains Ft Lauderdale has ever seen commenced. Even some of the regular patrons were getting in line.

Next to him he had set up a sandwich board that read:

No Cost Lube & Poppers!
No Condoms!
NO LOADS REFUSED!

THATS THE CORVALLUS DIFFERENCE™

Very strange guy…

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