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One time at a radio conference after-party I got 4 way spitroasted by Phil Hendrie, Art Bell, The Greaseman and Tom Leykis. They were all gaming for my backsnatch and finally I just said ok you deep voiced dookie dunkers, there’s enough of me to go around. Does anyone want any fresh IRON HORSE poppers?

I removed my sports coat to uncover a bandolier of extra strong and fresh iron horse poppers. Immediately they all dropped trou, grabbed a bottle each and I began service on them in a circle like a circus seal eating fish.

Since Phil Hendrie and Tom Leykis are both hung rather short they DP’d me. There was more balls slapping and deep voiced groans than Wimbledon.

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