Tonight at 11:55pm i had a t***** with a big shebeef stick start pumping behind me, really buttering up my cheeks and backsnatch. At midnight on the d** i shouted DROP THE LOAD! And the t***** unleashed her she-man mayonnaise into my eager randy rear.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! i shouted, before blowing her b********** out of my keyster kazoo and onto her fragrant bush!

Happy and slappy New Year’s! Keep it sleazy in 2021!

Corvallus Winslow III