Jizzle Jim Brush and Clark Hallisey spitroasted Corvallus today. He kept shouting “JIZZLE MY NIZZLE YOU JIZZLEMASTERS!”
This in the parking lot of Checkers drive in on Biscayne. People were sitting there eating Big Bufords and fries watching this spectacle.
Once Clark and Jim high fived and nutted all over Corvallus he stood up and bowed to the diners in the restaurant. As he made a complete bow a high pitched fart escaped his beloved backpussy which revolted the diners inside. They got into Jim’s carpet cleaning van and sped off like it was the mystery machine.
I hereby certify that the above statements are true and correct to the best of my recollection.
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