Corvallus is ruining the country!!! DELETE THIS WEBSITE NOW. My son was a high school football player with a large group of friends and a girlfriend.
Then one day he met this CORVALLUS character on here and now all he talks about is huffing poppers, jizzlesticks, jism, bath houses, fragrant bushes, slamming cheeks, rusty trombones, alligator fuckhouse, backsnatches, front and backbushes, shebeef, Calle Ocho, TS dongs, ballbags, #black balls matter, riding the baloney pony, jamponies, Club Orlando (we live in Arkansas), jizzle Jim Brush, Clark Hallisey, The Prestonian, Cream Gene, Sucio Sam (This was his nickname before we banned him from using the computer) and many many more.
He’s a completely different boy now and I blame Corvallus.
