My confession:
The only time in my life I ever had s** with an underage girl was the most satisfying s***** experience I’ve ever had.

This happened a long time ago. I was 25 and she was 15. Chatrooms were a hot new thing, and I found her on Yahoo chat. At first she claimed to be 20, but she confessed her real age the day I came to visit her. She said she was still down to fool around, but she’d understand if I just wanted to leave. I stayed because she was the most physically attractive girl to ever show interest in me, by a wide margin. Imagine the brunette on 2 Broke Girls, but with B-cups. And she had made it very clear that she was up for whatever s***** things I wanted to do.

So I went for it. We spent most of the day at her house having s**, taking a break, having s**, taking a break, etc. She had a stunningly beautiful face, and the most flawless n*** body I’ve ever seen in person with my own eyes, even to this day many years later. And she knew exactly what she was doing in the sack. Definitely no virgin.

I have absolutely zero regrets.