I farted in the supermarket aisle 4 times today, cropdusting 3 racist white men and one racist white woman. Once the damn smell hit their nose they

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I farted in the supermarket aisle 4 times today, cropdusting 3 racist white men and one racist white woman. Once the damn smell hit their nose they grabbed their faces and made a sour face. What’s the problem whitey I’ve been smelling yo s*** for my whole life, you can smell mine for 5 minute!

The secret recipe to deadly farts is earthquake or steel reserve, donuts, big buford burgers and as many onions as you can eat.

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This is canada, it’s so depressing

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