I went to get some donuts and coffee early this morning. I saw a damn white hobo sleeping on a bench so I parked my car and got out.

I walked over to the bench, dropped my pants, crouched down so my a****** was a gnats a** away from his nose and unleashed a 30 second long morning beer fart right on his nose (had 6 tall earthquake high gravity beers last night).

Unfortunately the old drunky didn’t wake up.

Presto