3 Simple Rules for being a White: ✓ fill my belly ✓ drain my balls ✓ don't ask me for shit! If I go to a restrant and a waiter asks me for a tip he may as

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3 Simple Rules for being a White:

✓ fill my belly
✓ drain my balls
✓ don’t ask me for s***!

If I go to a restrant and a waiter asks me for a tip he may as well be reinstituting slavery as far as I’m concerned. I ain’t leaving no damn tip no way no how. Nope! Up your a** jackass crackers!

And if he don’t go out back and drain my ballsack I’m going to tell the newspaper he called me a damn skinflint n*****!

The Prestonian™

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