Prestonian was down at the Publix when I passed a white stockboy kneeling down stocking tomato sauce, I saw my opportunity and came back around, acted

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Prestonian was down at the Publix when I passed a white stockboy kneeling down stocking tomato sauce, I saw my opportunity and came back around, acted like I was looking at some pasta sauce and BOOM farted right in that crackers damn face!!!!! He kept saying Sir and why and I told him it was a damn accident.

“But you grabbed my face and pulled into into your buttocks sir…”

I could tell this white punk was probably mentally not 100% so I said “Listen here HONKY you better be quiet or I’m gonna make you drain my balls in the back of da store!”

I never made a retarded s*** me off but I’m thinking about it now. Mmmm.

Great day today my friends

Prestonian®

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