Yo dis be Corvallus you might wonder why I’m talking with this slang now it’s because I’m dating an African American man. He dont got a job (he’s a rapper) and he say he’s gonna take care of me when his album drops. “My s*** gonna hit platinum!” He says. He a downlow brother and we just pretend we homies. I wear a du-rag, sports jersey and baggy pants and gold chain now. I act tough in front of others but I’m a total bitchy bottom when it’s just me and Ty (his name is Tyrone, I call him Ty). I’ve always wanted a black boyfriend and arguing with the Prestonian on here made me take the plunge, I want to end racism in this country and I’m willing to start with my own mouth and a***! When Prestonian says that I love n***** c***, well he’s right! I do now! I love you Ty.

Love,
DJ Corvallus Sizzle
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