Yo this is the real deal holyfield Prestonian, I don’t know who that other racist a** m*********** is! I ain’t no damn racist I just want crackers to:
– Fill my belly
– Drain my balls
– Don’t ask me for s*** (especially not tips!)
Let me explain to you damn assholes what I mean, you take me to dinner, buy me a damn meal, don’t you dare ask me for a tip for some cotten picking waiter, and then afterwards you let me f*** your white a** or you s*** my c***. Afterwards don’t ask me for anything.
Your boss,
The Prestonian
