Prestonian here, I tried to fart in some whites face after a b****** at a rest area tonight and I sharted my damn pants. (I had some cheap Chinese buffet for lunch). The pants was khakis so you could see the stain. All these damn white queers at the rest area laughing at the old Prestonian.

F*** you f***** whites! Eat my s***!

Regretfully,
The Prestonian®