Prestonian is my name and slamming lily white asscheeks is my game! In honor of my man Corvallus I tried a Mexican tonight at the rest area off the interstate, fool was so greasy my Alabama black snake kept slipping out his azz!

After he was like “ok eets my turn surrr” and I said “no way Jose! Kiss my n***** a******!” got into the Prestomobile and peeled out of there.

On the way home I stopped at Whataburger and ordered they double bacon cheese deal and paid for it (wait a minute..) and after I ate most of it I wrinkled the a** end up with the foil and a napkin and went inside and said “this burger is disgusting and cold, I demand recompense!” And they brought me out a new one so I ate that one too on my drive home.

On the way home I ate that burger and thought about life and the world, outer space and other cultures. I asked myself if I ever met Aliens would I try to f*** their a** or get free food from them and it made me sad. WHY WE AINT GIT ALIENS WITH FREE ALIEN FOOD FOR ME TO F*** FAM? Racist a** b*******!