Prestonian here, I was at a rest area off I-65 last night looking for some fun. Met two married white truckers both looking for a b******. Yeah sure pull your pants down, flip em like a pancake, hold em down and BAMMMM I’m jackhammering their asscheeks. I don’t usually do this they say. I do! I say.

But honestly, damn these truckers got some smelly Assholes with they diets and sitting down all da time. Made the old Prestonian nauseous. Still got my nut.