Prestonian here for all you white honky crackers to lick my a****** and let me slam your lily white cheeks! Not filling my belly or not letting me slam your cheeks is like reinstituting slavery! All you damn racists out there better spread yo cheeks and let the Prestonian stick his chocolate missile in and no I ain’t wearing a damn condon.

Yesterday I went to rent a suit for a relative wedding and while the h***** tailor was down measuring me I farted right in his damn face. He deserves that because of all the discrimination black people be facing. So face my fart saltine cracker jack! Old boy looked like he was about to straight pass out!

If you ain’t white you should probably lick my a*** anyway just to be safe.