Yesterday I went to a Chinese restrant to try my free meal and suckoff combo. Just like always I finished most of the food then got that angry look on my face and said “this food is revolting! I ain’t paying a dime for it!” The waiter said why you eat? You pull scam on us. So I decided to switch gears and said alright Chan you better drain my balls or I’m telling your boss and the newspaper you called me a damn n*****! He said, what? I put it in different words and he said n***** you go now, don’t come back!

So I got a free meal but didn’t get my balls drained unfortunately. Maybe I’ll try an Indian restrant next time. Maybe this only works on whites. That Chinese waiter did call me a n*****, I should file a damn lawsuit.

As I was leaving he said “tell your friend we don’t want n***** here!” After my experience with that chink I’m sad to say racism is alive and well in America.

Peace,
The Prestonian