I troll bidders on ebay. Sometimes I'll start a biding war on an item I have no intention of actually wanting, I'll increment bids around a day before the

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I troll bidders on ebay. Sometimes I’ll start a biding war on an item I have no intention of actually wanting, I’ll increment bids around a day before the auction ends, place the minimum bid as bait, and if someone rebids within minutes, you know this person wants to win bad and thus starts the bidding war. For instance, there were two people watching this one item, threw my lure, got a bite, and within an hour, the bid went from 12 GBP to 38 GBP. and I’m pretty sure this person could have won the auction at 15 GBP considering there were only 2 other people watching. Muuuahahaahahahahaha! Needlessly making people spend more of their hard earned money than necessary Muahahahahah! #working@adeadassjob#gofuckyourselves#Imawasteofahumanbeing

New Confession

I was alone and feeling like I might want to shoot a load. Before I could my wife texted me she was out with Carol, a friend of hers that can annoy me, and they would be coming to our house in 30 minutes or so. I usually make drinks for all of us when we’re together. Before rubbing one out quickly I used a 9″ dilldough on myself which makes me ooze pre come like a leaky faucet. I let it all drip into what would be one Carol’s glass. A good amount too, maybe a kitchen tea spoon. I then worked my wood and ate my seed. When the girls got here I said “who wants a Margarita”… and served Carol’s glass to Carol and watched her drink it all x saying thanks that was perfect.

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