you know what I love? After I drink a lot of liquor I tend to have diarrhea. I think it's fun having the diarrhea because you have to be in the bathroom

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you know what I love?
After I drink a lot of liquor I tend to have diarrhea. I think it’s fun having the diarrhea because you have to be in the bathroom or you will doodoo all over the floor.

One of the best experiences I’ve ever had. Literally forced forced to doodoo. Can’t do anything else, just gotta doodoo. World war II? sorry gotta doodoo.

New Confession

Today did it.
Today you broke me without even knowing.
Today was the day I lost that interest and desire to be more.
You see, I was under the impression that we were friends…
Suddenly I’ve realized that I have been your friend… But you have been his friend and I’m just an extension of him.

I’ll be seeing “us” as such from now on.

I’m sorry it took me so long to see the truth. To be honest, I was under the delusion that you were somehow different. That maybe you were the knight in shinny armour that would finally see me, finally care enough to hear me, the person that would finally choose me.

Stupid right?

It won’t happen again.

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