Tell me about your hottest date, Corvallus, my lover Bruce said to me.

It was two years ago, I met this man at a scuba diving class and after class he asked me out for Mexican food. His name was Rodrigo. The restaurant was having all you can eat enchilada night and after all the practicing in the pool we were both ravenous and definitely got our money’s worth, cheese chicken beef and pork enchies. Delish!

Rodrigo has this old diving helmet, the this with the long tube that goes up to the boat. He said he wanted to try something with me.

We go back to my flat and we make out and I see a bulge in his short sweatshorts. I begin sucking his thick Latin c*** and he says “Corvallus please put the helmet on”

So I put it on and Rodrigo slides his meaty Latin c*** into my eager Caucasian backsnatch. It feels great and my helmet is getting steamy. Just then Rod farts into the tube and it fills my helmet with noxious b***** gas.

I gag and wretch and he keeps slamming my asscheeks and then every so often he drops another sick a** belch into that tube.

Finally Rodrigo can’t hold it any longer and creams my backsnatch and immediately let’s the loudest fart I’ve ever heard. I’m vomiting while he’s filling my a** with his Mexicum. What an experience.