4 of us from college planned a Saturday night basketball game and dinner. At the last second my date called and told me that she was called to work . So I showed up at our buddies house and told them the sad news about my date. I had to cancel. Roger said b******* you going and you will have a date. He looked over at his mom and said hey are you busy tonight? I gave him that our you out of your f****** mind look ? She replied oh I can fill in I’m not busy. I’m thinking really ? Ok ! Off we went to the dinner and the game. Afterwards walking to our cars Roger said hey two have fun . I’m still trying to enjoy my evening and I waved back and replied you too. Being nice I opened the car door for her . I got in . She started some small talk and college and where I was from. She asked can I ask you something that I don’t know much about ? I replied sure ? She then asked what is a M*** ? Well I replied usually it’s an older married female that has s** with a younger guy. Then she asked that include d********** ? I replied well if she’s into it yes. She replied I never tried that before. Then she asked you wanna f*** me? I replied sure but I can’t take you back to the dorm room . There’s a motel down the street . She replied ok . I’m thinking holy s*** . Sure enough we got a room . And I’m f****** my best friends mom . Started off with missionary , flipped her over and introduced her to d********** . Didn’t even ask. We finished off the night with the best b******* I’ve ever had . Took her home , walked her up to the door . Kissed her goodnight . She asked next Saturday same time ?
