So many people say they wish men would fight over them but they shouldn’t wish for it because it’s very scary. Two men who you care about punching each other while you scream and cry for them to stop because they are both your friend and you don’t want them to get hurt. You try to get them apart but they are so consumed by rage that you get shoved down. You know you are not strong enough to do anything and can only plead to them as they continue to risk permanent brain damage. You feel so powerless and you are terrified that one of them is going to die. You don’t know exactly where the blood came but you can see one of them is starting to “win.” One of them gets pushed to the floor and the other starts beating him senseless. All you can think to do is throw yourself between them. The “winning” one yells at you to get out of the way but you don’t because the entire situation is madness. One can’t do anything but groan and the other finally calms down. You spend your night worried at the hospital and wonder what you did to make two intelligent men turn into savages. The “winner” starts to realize what he has done and feel guilty. Everyone is miserable and you feel like it’s all your fault. 🙁