A clown showed up at my house last night.

I heard the doorbell go off a few times and nobody was there. Thought someone was n***** knocking so I stayed near the door to catch them. Well the third time I caught the person.

When I opened the door, there was a clown standing there with his pants around his ankles and he had a gigantic 15 inch c*** in his hands, painted white with a purple tip and neon green pubic hair. He jerked off straight on my door mat and then ran off into the woods with his balls swinging around wildly slapping the back of his calves