Years ago when I was depressed I decided to hike up into the mountains one day. And suddenly Sean Connery appeared from behind a boulder. He saw me and

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Years ago when I was depressed I decided to hike up into the mountains one day.

And suddenly Sean Connery appeared from behind a boulder. He saw me and said, “Don’t washte yer tears. Let yer blade do the cryin,”

He tossed me a sword and we started dueling in the mountains. I managed to fend him off and rediscover my love of life. At the end, I finally defeated him by swiping my sword across his neck but then his robes just collapsed like Obi’wan and he disappeared.

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