Okay So long story short, I just got out of the shower and I’m sitting on my couch scrolling through facebook. I make a post about how I’m home alone on Valentines day and then keep on scrolling.

I see a Mutual Friend suggestion for the lil sister of my ex and decide to click on her profile. Shes even hotter than ever so what the hell I send her a friend request. She accepts like 30 secs later. I refresh my fb feed and her latest post from like 10 min ago comes up… Something about being lonely on Valentines day.

Right as I’m about to send her a message, she sends me one first and I quote
“Hey. I always thought you were cute. **** was stupid for breaking up with you. I’m lonely so come pick me up if you want to f*** me. Up to you. and I wont tell my sister.”

So yeah, I’m headed out the door at 2am to bang the hell out of this fine a** 20 yr old hottie. I have to be at work at 7am but I dont give a fuuuuuck. Sleep is for the weak!