Why are homosexuals so queer? They talk so oddly with the queer way they pronounce words. Then they wave a limp wrist all over. If that isn’t enough, they come right out and announce that they are gay, as if everyone wanted to know.

Everyone doesn’t want to know. Everyone doesn’t care. Heterosexuals don’t march around telling everyone that they are hetero. Bisexuals don’t tell everyone they meet that they are bi. So what is with the homosexuals who just have to tell everyone that they are homosexual?