I’m a 39 year old married guy, and my wife has been out with her sister all day. So, I decided to get in a late afternoon jerk(it’s also that time of the month for her). For about 5-7 minutes I’ve been furiously working it,fondling my balls too, thinking of different kinds of k**** s*** my lady and I get into.

I’m about to bust, when my white standard poodle runs into the bedroom and jumps up on his hind quarters to give me a wassup. He got a full out facial, 2 day backed up creamy blast to his snout. He was stunned bc he knew he got hit with something…then he licked that shot of my juice off his face.

Now that I’ve cleaned up myself, him, the bed, he wants attention and keeps putting his face in my (covered) crotch. I can’t wait to tell my wife.