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My mom just bought a boat. She is really obsessed with pirates, and now she wants to become one.

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  • DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
    YOU ARE A PIRATE
    YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
    BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
    DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
    YOU ARE A PIRATE

    Anonymous November 17, 2018 3:56 pm Reply
  • Patchy the Pirate would be pleased to hear about this.

    Anonymous November 17, 2018 4:00 pm Reply
    • * Patchy the Pirate (from Spongebob)

      Anonymous November 17, 2018 4:01 pm Reply
  • Sounds like fun! Tell your mom you’ll be a pirate too if you can sleep together.

    Anonymous November 18, 2018 12:45 am Reply
    • Take your mom below deck and tell her is she doesn’t want to swab the deck, she’ll need to suck your dick. Make a sign that says, “When this boats a rockin’ don’t come a knockin.”

      Anonymous November 18, 2018 10:47 pm Reply

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