Fact: The uglier a girl is, the better she is in bed. I knew this girl in high school, she may have been slightly mentally retarded as well but all I knew was that she had a face like a dumpster fire with hair. Rest of the school bullied her relentlessly, but I was a friend of hers, which for one thing I also hit my growth spurt early, so I was six four before I left middle school. I made sure she didn’t get picked on too much, and the one time she… *ahem*… thanked me, she pretty much sucked my eyeballs out my c***. Bottom line: absolutely bed an ugly chick. They are AMAZING.
