Back when I had graduated high school I had a friend who was a fat bull dyke in her late 20’s. We no longer talk anymore and we hate eachother but at the time I started hanging out with her and her girlfriend, they asked me if I would go without having an o***** for a long f****** time because they were going to give me money if they could use my sperm to have another baby. I had to wait so long because they wanted to do it on her ovulation schedule. The girlfriend she was with was already a divorced single mom but they wanted to try for a boy. So I spent over 2 hours edging myself that morning I go to their apartment I get handed one of those little plastic yoplait bowls, I go to the bathroom and come out hand it to bull dyke b****. She put one of those blue ice packs under it and on top of it and shoves it in the freezer. Tells me that when her girlfriend gets home from work that she will do the turkey baster thing. It will either happen that night or the next day because the stuff is only gonna keep for 48 hours. I come back 4 days later and ask how everything went they said they didn’t get to do it. Then they start laughing at me, so her girlfriend called said they can go ahead and do it the same day. This stupid b**** leaves it on the table a half hour to thaw out before her wife gets home. Usually when they sit s*** on a table without a lid on it or on the counter their daughter thinks its something that belongs to her. So she went looking for it, went to her room and asked if she took anything off the table and she said “don’t buy that stuff anymore its gross.” She said that she left the bowl beside her tv but there was just a spoon in it. What really creeped me out about the situation is they both sat there and thought it was f****** funny. But her girlfriends ex husband didn’t, so they ran their mouth to him and instead of being mad at the b**** that did that he sent multiple people after me to kick my a** and threatened my life on numerous occasions because I was somehow a r***** now.