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New Confession

My wife makes me wear a rubber. Always without exception or it’s no s e x. She said after we got married I could do it without the rubber.

On the honeymoon cruise I had to wear a rubber. A few months later and she says she is not ready to get pregnant so I have to wear a rubber. I asked her to consider a foam contraceptive or a suppository but she said no because she doesn’t like chemicals in her.

So yesterday I accidentally dropped her purse off the closet door hook and the contents spilled. I picked up everything and put it back in her purse. I found a dispenser of birth control pills with several pills missing. The label was from a gynecologist and was in her name. This indicates she is on birth control pills.

I checked our bills and she has been seeing this young male gynecologist regularly for several months but never mentioned it to me. I wonder what is going on? Why do I need a rubber if she is using birth control pills? Why is she seeing this young male gynecologist so frequently, bi-weekly? Is she having s e x with another guy? Why doesn’t she require him to wear a rubber?

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