One time, I decided that the lack of female genital contact has very much agitated me in several ways, including s***** and mental. Clearly, I am a frequent user of pornhub, xvideos and redtube at times (pornhub is my favorite, please ladies we virgins need you to post more solo vids, sincerely thanks). It was at this moment that I decided to take matters into my own hands (or p**** rather). I very frequently cross a farm on my way to school, and I find myself looking the way of horses quite often. I am very fascinated by the magnitude of the equine member and the veins quite honestly. Though I am straight, I never considered mares in a similar light as I assumed their fannys would be similarly sized to accomodate the male instrument of impregnation, I know that would not satisfy me, as I have once used my sisters stockings as a c** sock. But anyway, I digress. Returning to the matter at hand, the matter being equine penises. I wonder often about women who s*** phalluses and how our love potion may taste. surely it doesn’t taste all that pleasant, but maybe it does, as all the women on the internet seem to have a great liking to it. I decided to sample the goods myself, of course not with humans that would make me gay, and church has taught me that it is wrong to be gay. It does also mention something about lying with beasts, but jesus doesn’t know how good horse p**** up your r***** feels. I think i have spoilt the story ahead, so let me just conclude with, I sneaked into the farm and guided the horse into my tight bottom, and when the farmer wasn’t looking i stole a container of his prize studs seed, This was consumed by me as my morning “milk” based beverage. It tasted fine. If human seed tastes as good, I might just become buddhist. Praise allah.

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