So I met this chick on Tinder a few weeks ago. We texted for a while and sent nudes, she sent videos of her dildoing her p****, all that stuff. She wouldn’t give me any a*** vids or pics though which kinda pissed me off.

Fast forward to two nights ago. We met up, had some s***** pizza and went back to her place. She was coming on really strong, grabbing my d*** and kissing me up so like any hot blooded male I obviously gave it to her.

So I’m going at her s*****, which was actually not as tight as I’m used to, and I start thinking about work. I’m f****** bored of this fake moaning s***. F*** it.

I pulled out of her c*** and slammed in to her a**. One go. No warning. Bam. Right in her a**. She collapsed on the bed and screamed, but my d*** was like fiiiinnnallly something satisfying. So I banged her a** until I came (honestly it was like maybe a minute because that s*** was tight).

I pulled out, she threw a blanket over herself and told me to leave. B**** why are you hiding those sad B cup t****** when I just saw you a** up?

Tl;dr don’t be a thirsty w**** and expect not to be treated accordingly.